the sky

when we go to cornwall, i really want to look at the stars. so i really want to make sure we do some coastal path walking. this is what i have been thinking today. however at present, it is snowing so i doubt it will be clear enough to see the ends of the field let alone the sky.

bbrbrbrbrbrrrrrr.

me again

the weekend has been strange. i hope you enjoyed it though. When i went into school on friday it was non uniform day but i had forgotten so i had to look like the daft idiot at school who wears his uniform when he doesn't want to. nobody picked on me but i think thats cos i'm a teacher now. later that night we went for a meal with benny and kate. it was a kind of coupley thing that served as a warm up for saturday night cos me and kristy went for dinner with rob and kirsty round tash and russell's. russell isn't related to me which is probably good cos i don't like going round my family's house for meals all of the time. and tash cooks really nice meals. kirsty like ocean colour scene and that worried me but i'd met her before so i knew she was alright really. anyway. i got to go to beeny's house as well but everybody was asleep and showed no enthusiasm in seeing me and kristy even though we had made a special effort. when i woke up we went and got breakfast and the car then lazed around all day. herbie came to stop and was elusive as ever but we let that go. we watched 100 best comedians. i stayed up to number 2 and then they cut to a break. i protested at the capitalist exploitation of my interest by turning the adverts off and going to sleep. this was just as well cos the kids told me this morning that number one was billy conneley and i don't really like him. when i woke up herbert was gone and had been replaced by a load of snow. and fern and reggie were on the radio. kristy had a dream once about me working with fern at radio one and she claimed that we'd got it on. when she told benny this he congratulated me. anyway when i got to work the kids were in uniform so it was alright and all is well in the world. i'm happy now you see because my ulcer has nearly gone. if you have an unlcer i recommend ambesol and painkillers.

connect 4um

last night beeny came round and had fajittas with me and kristy and lindsay. it was very funny. we drank wine and then he kicked my ass at connect four. this was very distressing to me because i don't like to lose at connect four and think that it indictaes a general malaise within my mind. or something sinister. i was terrible and couldn't win for toffee. i kept pleading for one more game and he would beat me at that too. terrible it was. but on a brighter side herbie is coming to stop and i can play him at connect four. i'm very interested in what his strategy will be. he could build upwards like boys tend to do or acoss the bottom as girls tend to do. although i fear he may do a mixture of both and this will flumox me. i had other things to write but ive forgotten them. this is another symptom of the general malaise in my mind. i like that phrase.

toothache

i went to teh dentist yesterday cos i had really bad toothache but it turns out that it was only an ulcer. i have real;ly bad mouth ache now. ouch. i'm not going to write anymore cos i just want to go GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. and then ouch.

tent

The other week we were going to meet kate and beeny was going to bring her round and me and kristy discussed putting on posh clothes to make an impression. it didnt happen cos beeny didn't bring her round in the end. so me and kristy end up meeting kate on teh very weekend we decided to act like something out of shameless. our heads hurt on sunday. and when we got back we had to decorate. my dad was there and he made me undercoat the doorframes and kristy had to do teh sanding. he said we didn't have teh enthusiasm we had shown on saturday. but hey ho. three and a half weeks to go and i have my tent all ready. it may buffett but its ready

its all about visualisation

i've been a little worried about teh holiday lately because nobody is talking about it. but i found out that andrew has got a new tent that we can all crash into when the weather gets poor. and i went the gym yesterday and i was doing some weights with michael and i couldn't be bothered and i stopped. michael told me to carry on but i didn't want to. then he told me to think about those big six foot waves that were gonna attack me. so i did some more weights. its all about visualisation.i can't wait. i'm going to watch the football tonight again. it doesn't seem like two weeks since i was last writing about the football does it? blimey. but i'm not as excited about the football as i am about the holiday. i wonder if everybody else is excited or if they have gone off the boil.

no messing

I got my own room at the weekend. it's the middle room. We've sold teh vibrating bed. i can do whatever i want in there, within reason. i am using it as a work room. kristy has insisted that i put the sofa bed in there. i don't want it in there but she says that compromise is important. so i compromised. I'm going to bunker down in there now and woebetide anybody who tries to mess with me whilst i'm in my inner santuary.